That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. Please kind sir, do not cut my hair! [awkward silence]Talos:Am I supposed to guess where that is?Nick Fury+Carol Danvers:Your ass!, Carol Danvers:Since when is a shortcut cheating?Maria Rambeau:Since it violates the predetermined rules of engagement.Carol Danvers:I definitely dont remember those., Maria Rambeau:Can I ask you something? You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. Funny Marvel Quotes. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. Stephen Strange:Protecting your reality, douchebag., Tony Stark:If Thanos needs all six, why dont we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?Dr. Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? "Worrying means you suffer twice.". Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. "I told you; I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.". Engage your brain. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. Nope, that's worse. Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. Nearly blasting me into space?Tony Stark:Who just saved your magical ass? What was your second choice? I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. Drake. Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. And so far, the biggest one weve had is you., [Scott Lang shrunk down to a childs size; runs into Pyms car after going undercover in a school]Dr. Hank Pym:Hiya, champ, how was school today?Scott Lang:Aw, ha ha ha! Hes up there. [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Can you believe it? These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Endgame. So I take the tank, drop it right off at the generals palace, drop it at his feet. [Wong remains silent]Come on! Here are the funniest quotes from the movie Thor. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Its brilliant Thor! 8. Like. Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! Theres nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?, Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny., Thor:I thought humans were more evolved than this.Nick Fury:Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?, Bruce Banner:I dont think we should be focusing on Loki. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be a part of something bigger". Or if you wanna blow up moons.Gamora:No ones blowing up moons.Rocket Raccoon:You just wanna suck the joy out of everything., Gamora:Im a warrior, an assassin. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Youre looking right at him! I need your help., Tony Stark:[to Happy Hogan, who is pointing his tablet video-call camera too high, catching only the top half of his face]Is this the forehead of security?, [Harley approaches suit]Harley Keener:Thats is that Iron Man?Tony Stark:Technically, I am Iron Man.Harley Keener:Technically, youre dead. Drax: An hour. You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?Dr. Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. Jul 12, 2020 - Explore Lydia Schlueter's board "Graduation ideas" on Pinterest. Everything seems to work out, Thor:If you knew where he was, why didnt you call me?Dr. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. Tony Stark:[about Natalie Rushman]Who is she?Pepper Potts:She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that., Tony Stark:How do you spell your name, Natalie?Natalie Rushman:R-U-S-H-M-A-N.Pepper Potts:What, are you Googling her now?Tony Stark:I thought I was ogling her?, Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding The Avengers initiative]I told you I dont want to join your super-secret boy band., [Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony]Agent Coulson:If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet., Tony Stark: [reading from Natashas SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark] Mr. Stark displays textbook narcissism. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. I do have a ride, though.Rocket:Move it or lose it, hairbag.. Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? Funny marvel comic quotes. Doctor?Dr. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Just dogs, cats, birds. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. Thor:Yes, of course. [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. "Love can be defined with one word. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. "I say this to you, my friend, with all of the . Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. This is gonna get weird, all right? And my dad got deported. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. Then I passed out. Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! The latter challenges the former to a duel, insisting that the only way she can prove . Give me a hand, will you? Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. 12 "My people skills are rusty." Sam and Dean often seem to forget that their buddy, Cas, was once an angel of the Lord. 150 Graduation Quotes 1. Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Sir., Major Kathleen Kat Sparr: Are you telling me you can make more like him?Dr. [kicks the weapons at Hulk]Hulk:Dont kick stuff! This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. Hes not going anywhere. Here are all the best funny quotes from the Captain Marvel film. Also, as an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Yes. I mean, that place is a legend. Look at you. Stephen Strange:Doctor Strange.Peter Parker:Oh, youre using made-up names. I dont want to talk to him. You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. Dr. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. Christine Palmer:Kathmandu?Dr. June 7, 2022 . Luckily for us, he continued to be hilarious. [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? Stephen Strange:Its not a cult.Dr. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? Just pick a color. [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. College isn't the place to go for ideas. This this is a man. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? Help him! If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! Spider-Man follows me? I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.Peter Parker:Please stop saying Tingle, May., Flash Thompson:[about Mysterio]Hes all right. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Hank Pym:Relax. Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! Its not a disguise, Hank. Here are the funniest quotes from Iron Man 2. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Now that Thor and Loki were reunited we were also treated to some of the most hilarious banter between these two brothers. When Nick Fury, with the help of Natasha Romanoff . I mean, not that its not nice. Im shaking your hand too long. 5. Thor:The ground! I'm a Captain! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! An air of somberness will be present. Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. And you dont have a phone.Thor:No, I dont have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. I have never been jealous. 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". Its called Footloose. Stephen Strange:[after having just manipulated time to resurrect Wong]Im breaking the laws of nature. And for the graduate who appreciates a good laugh or two, share a funny graduation quote to celebrate their achievements. Rocket:I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.Peter Quill:You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!, Rocket:Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? [pause]Do you ever laugh? Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. "The thing about new beginnings is that they require something else to end.". In a lab. [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. Robbery involves threat. Banner? Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. When Tony Stark burst onto the scene and let the world know that he was Iron Man, we all got treated to the signature wit of both Robert Downey Jr. and the character he portrayed. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Who am I to judge?, Dr. Just Wong? Im not done, Im not [tries to get up; collapses, sighs]Okay, Im done., Natasha Romanoff:Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.Sam Wilson:Anyone ever tell you youre a little paranoid?Natasha Romanoff:Not to my face. by Cristina Lupo Community Contributor 4,920 points Create a. Sofia Monter 15 February Marquette University pixabay.com 1. Thought we wouldnt notice. Lets get back to work., Scott Lang:Hey, hows your girl, man?Luis:Ah, she left me.Scott Lang:Oh.Luis:And my mom died too. Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. I like your plan. Always hold it high. Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. . Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. Be fiercely independent. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". Is it still the greatest movie in history?, Peter Parker:[catches Mantis]I got you! They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. The adults are talking.Dr. He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. [TChalla knocks the suit across the room]Shuri:Not that hard, genius!TChalla:You told me to strike it. [as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]Thor:A classic.Loki:[gets up]I still hate it. Youre not gonna like it. To the woman who inspires & amazes me the most, your tenacity and perseverance motivate me to give life my best. Stephen Strange:I had to tell you. [kills Korath]Drax:Metaphor.Peter Quill:Sort of., Gamora:I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy., Rocket Raccoon:I live for the simple things like how much this is going to hurt! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. Im listening.Dr. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. Thor:Is that why everythings on fire?, [a megalith appears to fight Thor]Sif:All yoursThor:[walks up to the monster]Hello[Monster roars]Thor:I accept your surrender. Time loops! That was really violent." Pepper Potts 8. Watch. Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! Dr. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.". Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Use them to make a statement, to wish others well, and just to let others know how much you appreciate them. "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Itll be Draxs.Drax:[laughs]I have famously huge turds., Nebula:[sneering]Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!Gamora:Its Guardian! [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. With Taika Waititi at the helm, the tone of the third Thor movie definitely hit a comical upswing. Do you have a computer?Thor:No. [pause]On the inside.. Be on time. And so are you. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! Were vegetarians., Everett K. Ross:[pursuing Killmongers cache of weapons]Okay, Shuri, I got em. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Stan Lee. [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! 13. Christine Palmer:Oh. 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Funny Senior Quotes From Movies. He did not want to be disturbed. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. Thor:The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! Find your passion. Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. "You are graduating from college. 17. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. I have 12% of a plan - Star Lord. Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Ive sorted out a few pieces, but its not like I can put together the same Humpty Dumpty if thats what youre asking. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. [pause] Please! Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). They look Chinese. [Thor gives him Mjolnir] You have the little one., Valkyrie:What will you do?Thor:Im not sure. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. 16. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. Foods a lot better; we used to boil everything. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. [Peter nods]Tony Stark:And definitely dont do anything I wouldnt do. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Monica: "That was me.". Everybody wants a happy ending, right? [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? No, not exactly. 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man Thor:Looks like youve copied my beard. This film featured a lot of soul-searching and fighting, but the moments of brevity between TChalla and Shuri were probably the funniest parts. Youre a dude. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". [to Tony]Never dropping that, by the way. Doctor Strange Quotes When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. Get help! [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. There is no 'try'.". [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! Tom Swanson. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. Tony Stark:Perfect. [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! Whatever. 9. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. I do not understand.Steve Rogers:I do! "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali 2. No polio is good. I mean thats the job, but THIS? Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. Network, network, network. In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! See the world. October 6, 2017. This is one of the most memorable and heartfelt Endgame quotes. You can only be young once. You know what? Thor:No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off theKorg:Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off? Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! Christine Palmer:What? In the first place God made idiots; that was for . Okay? Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. AND with respect, you should be looking for a team thats prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again, youre going to have a lot of professional Tough Guys PISSING in their PANTS. They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Everything's always ending. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.. Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. Ridiculous., Thor:Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard!